News!

1. July 21ish: First batch of campaign posters have arrived. Feel free to submit your own!
2. July 17th: New Brendon Images!!!1!oneone! Gotta catch 'em all!
3. July 17th: MORE SONGS! You wanted 'em, you got 'em. America!
4. July 15th: Brendon throws his hat into the ring! Read all about it by clicking here!

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We here at the non-profit "Citizens for a Better Northfield If Brendon Is Elected Otherwise It'll Be Four Or However Many Years of the Same" believe that Brendon Etter is the Candidate for Tomorrow, the Politician of the Morning Edition, the Iron Ranger Who's Probably Deranger'd, The Vanilla Thrilla. Writing in Brendon for Mayor is the best thing you, the downtrodden taxpayer sheep can do this election season.

Brendon's Platform

• More money for everyone!
• More freedom!
• A chicken in every hot tub in every car in every garage!
• More smoky sensuality!
• Capable of listening to stupid things other leaders say!
• Kids eat for free on Thursdays!
• Occasional control of the weather!
• Will build liquor stores everywhere I possibly can!

As you can see, Brendon is the candidate FOR YOU!

Brendon's Qualifications

• Hardly ever been convicted of anything.
• Great arm from centerfield.
• Smoky sensuality.
• Relatively firm handshake.
• Avoid conflict of interest issues by not being interested in anything.
• No known communicable diseases.
• An ardent, passionate, drooling, erotic lust for helping others.
• Not a complete idiot.

New B4M Images!

You can use 'em on your blog! Or your phone! Or your phone blog phone!